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1- At some point, everyone with a sibling has found them annoying. But a select few can be downright evil, as a reddit user by the name of Ryan sadly discovered. Ryan had a twin called Sebastian. As they were growing up, Sebastian bullied Ryan mercilessly. But because Sebastian was the favorite, their parents turned a blind eye to it all. Sebastian would put Ryan down, blame him for things, and have his friends pick on him. Already, Sebastian sounds like a super douche, but it was about to get much worse. When he was about 18, Ryan realized he was bisexual. But Ryan’s parents were strict conservatives, so when he began dating a boy called Daniel, he had to keep it secret.

Unfortunately, Sebastian spotted the two holding hands in public, and like the sad little snitch he was, he ran home to tell their parents. Not only were his parents mad, but Sebastian did everything in his power to convince them to kick Ryan out! And he succeeded. Homeless and cut off, Ryan was completely ostracized.

We roll forward about 10 years. Ryan and Daniel are happily married, living a wonderful life, when Ryan gets a call from one of the few family members he’s still in contact with. They’re at the hospital and don’t say much but ask Ryan to get there as soon as possible.

When he arrives, he’s greeted by his parents who, suspiciously, look really pleased to see him, along with his brother who’s lying in a hospital bed. It turned out, having lived a damagingly excessive lifestyle, Sebastian needed a new kidney urgently. The waiting list for a new kidney was longer than he had left, but Ryan, being his identical twin, would be a perfect match. After all the hell he’d put Ryan through, he just expected him to give him a kidney? Well, Ryan was done being taken advantage of, and so he gave the most devastating answer possible: A simple “No”.

Shocked, Sebastian called in their parents, who begged Ryan to reconsider. He brutally reminded them of all the times they’d said nothing when Sebastian hurt him, and that they’d kicked him out for being who he was! It was clear they didn’t care for any part of him, including his kidney! After that, he simply turned around and left. I don’t think there’s enough ice in the world to treat that burn.

2- There is nothing worse than opening the work refrigerator, only to discover someone has stolen your lunch! Not even a threatening post-it note can dissuade some of these food thieves! But, for all the threats, some sandwich stealers learn the hard way that the lunch owners aren’t joking around.

Back in 2008, reddit user Gustavsen was working in a call center, and a really crappy call center at that. The rules were super strict, there was no ventilation, and the pay was so bad that many people resorted to stealing little things.

This apparently extended to staff lunches as well. It had gotten so bad that people would routinely spike some food with laxatives or bad milk to send a message, but not even that stopped the lunch thieves. That was until, one day, Gustavsen heard that someone had put a box of food in the fridge with the label “Do Not Eat, Rat Poison Inside”. Thinking this was a joke, the lunch thief snuck in and gobbled down every last bite.

It wasn’t until later that afternoon, when a woman suddenly collapsed on the ground suffering from heavy internal bleeding, that they suddenly realized it hadn’t been a joke!

The unfortunate lunch thief was taken to hospital, and suffered long term damage to her digestive tract, kidneys, and liver! While the culprit was never identified, I doubt that lady ever stole another lunch!

3- Ever been to a big family gathering? They can be the worst, especially if you’re the butt of all the family jokes, like reddit user whydoyoureadnames, who I’ll call Max for this story, was. One of Max’s cousins, Randy, constantly picked on him and embarrassed him in front of everyone at family gatherings.

Sadly, the rest of the family just watched this happen, never once telling Randy to back down or stop, even when he went too far. Randy seemed to have it all, nice house, nice wife, nice kids, but still he felt the need to pick on Max. Pretty sad for a grown man.

And so, one day, when Max saw Randy in the street, with his arms around a woman who definitely wasn’t his wife, Max decided to get a better look with his camera. He took out his phone and got several pictures of the couple holding hands, hugging, smooching, tongues and all!

Then he had all the photos printed out and waited patiently for the next inevitable family gathering. With everyone around the dinner table, Randy was about to start bullying Max again when, suddenly, Max dropped all the photos onto the table.

The entire family, including Randy’s wife and kids, slowly realized what they were looking at, and then all hell broke loose. There was screaming, fighting, crying, and Max was kicked out! But it was Randy who ended up paying the ultimate price. In the months that followed, Randy’s wife divorced him, he lost custody of his kids, and, just to add a cherry on top of this revenge sundae, Max got married! Well, something tells me Randy wasn’t invited.

4- Being a single parent is hard, no doubt about it! But when you’re also on a limited income, things like rent and bills can really restrict your options, as reddit user Golera1 will tell you. They were renting a small, old, drafty apartment. They were quite content and had no complaints, until their nightmare neighbor moved in.

He had a car he treated like his baby, which he’d made multiple modifications to. So many, the engine needed time to warm up, and so for 10-15 minutes every day he’d let it run, releasing mega plumes of thick, nasty exhaust fumes.

Golera wouldn’t have had an issue with this, but this guy was assigned a parking space right outside their 4-year-old’s bedroom, and the fumes were making the kid feel sick. So, one day Golera kindly asked if he could warm the car up somewhere else in the lot. At this, the driver went berserk, screaming at Golera, telling them he didn’t care about the kid and that he wasn’t going to move it. Shocked, Golera left. They knew an official complaint wouldn’t go anywhere, and they didn’t have the funds to move.

That's when they began plotting, on a budget. The next day they bought a squeezy bottle of Gatorade and broke a couple of eggs into it. Then they spotted some fresh dog doodoo, which they added in and then left the concoction out in the sun for a few days to mature.

Finally, in the early hours of the morning, on a day that promised to be scorching hot, Golera took the Satan soup and snuck up to the car. The car was old enough to have those little triangle vent windows, which the driver had left open.

And so, Golera sprayed the contents of the bottle into the car, coating everything the vile liquid would reach. They then tossed the empty bottle, snuck back inside, and went to sleep. A few hours later, they were awoken by the sweet, harmonious cries of the rude neighbor. When Golera looked out, the driver was gagging next to his car, trying desperately to figure out where in his car the vomit-inducing smell was coming from!

He grabbed a bucket of soap and water and began scrubbing the seats hard, and soon people began to gather round. Realizing there was no way to stop the stench, he grabbed a wrench and removed both the driver and passenger side seats before heaving them into a dumpster.

By now, a crowd of at least 30 people were staring and laughing, and in front of all of them he then got in the car, without a seat, and drove it away. Golera never saw the car again! Now that is how you put your revenge in gear.

5- Kids can be the worst! They scream, they cry, they throw rocks at you, or at least, they threw rocks at reddit user FrumpyFungus.

At around the age of 11, he was looking after his little brother one Saturday afternoon, when two kids knocked on his door, asking if he’d come out to play. He said no, but they kept ringing the bell, and when he didn’t respond, they decided to throw rocks at his house. Typical kid logic. This kept happening for 2 more weeks, and when they cracked one of the windows on his house, Frumpy finally had enough. Little did these kids know Frumpy was an avid ant farmer and had a small nest of fire ants. As the name suggests, the bites from these things are incredibly spicy!

So, Frumpy took the little glass farm over to the patch of rocks the kids usually used, and dumped the ants all over them. Later that day, right on cue, he could hear the crack of rocks hitting the side of his house. But suddenly, the cracking stopped, and was replaced by the crying of a few dumb kids! The ants were all over them!

They ran back home like the babies they were, but they weren’t done there. Instead of throwing rocks, the kids resorted to stealing toys out of Frumpy’s yard! Unlucky for them, Frumpy owned more bugs, and had the smarts to set up a trap.

He filled an old book bag with Legos, dolls, and all sorts of toys and left it in his yard. Sure enough, a few hours later, it was gone but what the thieves didn’t know was that Frumpy had dumped his entire termite farm in there as well!

A few weeks later, and the kids’ house was under a big quarantine tent. I don’t know if you’ve ever had to call the exterminators, but fumigating an entire house like this can cost thousands of dollars. I bet their parents were furious! Well, sometimes revenge smells sweet, other times it smells like chemical fumes wafting down the street!

6- Working as a food server is one of the most thankless jobs out there. The pay is bad, the hours are long, and the customers are rude. No wonder most can’t wait till closing time.

However, back in 2010, a reddit user by the name of SpangeePH was closing up the pizzeria he was managing with his team when, all of a sudden, he heard yelling and crying from the front of the shop. A group of men had barged in, demanding to be served, and when the young serving girl at the front told them they were closed, they screamed at her.

Spangee came out, and despite telling them that, yes, they were closed, they claimed the customer was always right and refused to leave until they were served. Tired, and annoyed, Spangee told the staff to fire the ovens back up before taking the girl aside and comforting her. Then, they got to making the food with a few extra special ingredients!

One of the staff reached into the grease trap, and smeared a handful of nasty, filthy black grease onto the dough. The others started spitting, snotting, and even sprinkling a few downstairs hairs on there for good measure.

They then smothered it with a layer of tomato sauce, toppings, and served it to the rude crew like nothing was wrong. The team watched as the pathetic patrons smiled, thinking they’d won, while they guzzled down every last bite! So remember, if you like your food free of filth, don’t be rude to the people serving it to you!

7- There are a lot of badass women in history, but the baddest of them all has to be Mariya Oktyabrskaya. Back in 1941, in the thick of World War 2, Fascist Germany betrayed the Soviet Union. Breaking a treaty of non-aggression, Germany attacked the Soviet city of Kiev, killing thousands of Soviet soldiers, one of which was Ilya Oktyabrskiy, Mariya’s husband.

This news would be enough to send most people into a breakdown but not Mariya. She was going to break even. Grieving and enraged, Mariya sold everything she owned and used the money to buy a T-32 tank. But instead of donating the tank to the army, she sent a letter to the top man in charge, Joseph Stalin, explaining she wanted to pilot the tank to take her revenge. Stalin was so impressed by her gusto, he gave her the go ahead, and even granted her request that the tank be called “Fighting Girlfriend”. After five months of training as a tank driver and mechanic, Mariya was ready. But she was ridiculed by her comrades and seen as something of a joke. However, this just fueled Mariya’s need for revenge even further.

So much so that in her very first tank battle in 1943, Fighting Girlfriend was the first tank to breech enemy lines! She lay waste to a German artillery gun and mowed down more than 50 enemy soldiers in her way. And she was just getting started. Her slaughtering spree lasted for just over a year, when, just like her husband, she was killed in battle. But by that point, she’d gotten her revenge, and made the fascists regret ever messing with a Soviet Woman!

8- Doing work for a family member sometimes means they’ll ask for the famous ‘family discount’. But there’s a big difference between a discount and refusing to pay, as reddit user AusNecromancer discovered.

He’d done four weeks of back breaking yard work for his auntie, who’d promised to pay him some $200 a week. However, when he went to collect, his auntie said she was using the full family discount and straight up refused to pay him. That was until, at midnight that night, she woke up to find her entire garden had been set on fire! While she couldn’t prove it was AusNecromancer, she knew. And he knew. Guess you could call that the scorched earth tactic!

9- Car mechanics don’t have it easy. When they’re not trying to work out how you poured wiper fluid in your oil fill port for the 48th time, they have to deal with some deplorable customers, like this next reddit user’s father did.

Back in the early 2000s, this mechanic ran his own independent repair shop. One day, a man came in with an expensive-looking convertible that needed its transmission fixed. It took a while to remove, disassemble, fix, and reassemble, but our mechanic got the job done. However, when it came time to pay up, Mr Convertible suddenly couldn’t afford it. He said he could pay half now, and the other half in a week or so. Being a stand-up guy in a small town, our mechanic agreed.

But a few weeks go by, and Mr. Convertible is nowhere to be seen. After 2 months, our mechanic called him and asked when he’d be paying the rest of his bill. And here’s the kicker, Mr. Convertible simply said he wouldn’t be paying. There was nothing wrong with the repairs, but now that he had the car, he just didn’t see why he should pay the rest.

At first, our mechanic got mad, but then he decided to make an example out of Mr. Convertible. He called up a local towing company, told them the situation, and explained that under state law he had a mechanic’s lien on the vehicle, which is the legal right to sell it for compensation of unpaid debt.

The rules of this vary from state to state in America, but our mechanic was able to get the tow company to pick up the convertible and take it away. Not to his shop, but to the local recycling center. The car was crushed, scrapped and the remnants sold to the center, making our mechanic his money back, before Mr. Convertible could do anything!

Obviously, he was furious and turned up at the repair shop with the state patrol the next day. However, after our mechanic explained the circumstances of the lien, the troopers declared it a civil matter, not a criminal one. And when Mr. Convertible tried to sue our mechanic, the judge dismissed the case! Moral of this story? Pay your mechanics.

10- When it comes to tales of revenge, it’s always the ones that revolve around parking disputes that go the extra mile. Case in point, Reddit user BrightRick has a parking revenge story that was served ice-cold! Back in the early 2000s, Rick’s family owned two apartment complexes out in the Chicago suburbs. They lived in some of the apartments, rented out the others, and owned a parking lot with space for about 16 cars, more than enough for them and their tenants.

But one day, cars started parking in the lot that didn’t belong to them or their tenants. Rick blocked one of the cars in and called a tow company, when suddenly the owner came around and drove off over Rick’s yard and bushes! Annoyed, Rick hired a local tow company, had them put up signs warning people that any car without a parking permit would be towed, and left it at that. But then, one freezing New Year’s Eve, Rick arrived home late to find every single space in the lot filled with cars that didn’t belong to his family or tenants!

There were so many cars that they were spilling out of the lot and lining the roads, blocking all the entrances to Rick’s buildings. Someone was having a party, but he checked, and it was none of his residents! He rang the tow company, but they were too busy.

So, he decided to take matters into his own hands. He quickly gathered up 3 of his lawn sprinklers, attached them to his laundry room faucets, and ran hot water through them. Being below zero degrees out, the hot water stopped the hoses from freezing up, but once the water hit the cars and the sidewalks, thick layers of ice began to form.

He moved each of the sprinklers every half hour or so, making sure the ice would get in between the window seals, handles, even the locks! Once every car was completely coated in a solid layer of ice, Rick packed everything up and went to bed.

At 4am, Rick was woken up by a group of very cold-looking people furiously pounding on his door and ringing his doorbell. They couldn’t get into their cars for all the ice! Apparently, all these people had been told to park here by their friend who owned a building several blocks away, the very same guy who’d run over Rick’s yard earlier that year!

Rick just smiled and pointed out all the signs, telling them to move their cars or get towed, knowing full well they couldn’t get into them! The cops showed up shortly after, laughing at the entire situation before, with Rick’s consent, ticketing every single illegally parked car, which were then all towed. What a way to bring in the New Year!

11- There’s a special circle of hell for people who use disabled parking bays when they themselves aren’t disabled. Back in the early 90s, the father of Reddit user Drumhedd was a disabled Florida resident who got their own back in style.

They’d pulled up to their local store and were about to park in the handicap bay when a woman in a bright red Porsche shot into it. He rolled down his window and told her he needed to park there, pointing to his disability placard. But she just snapped back “you don’t look disabled!” and walked into the store. First off, not all disabilities are visible, and second, that incredibly ignorant remark was about to cost her big time! Drumhedd’s dad got out of his car and removed the caps from all 4 of her tires, before parking just far enough away to hear what was about to happen.

After a while, the woman returned from the store, only to find all four of her tires completely flat! She began screaming that her Porsche had been vandalized and asked the store clerks to call the police. But when the Police arrived, they immediately handed her a $250 ticket for being parked in a disabled bay without a placard and advised her to ring a tow company!

Once they’d gone, Drumhedd’s dad wheeled around and shouted “You don’t look disabled, but your car sure does!” before driving off. Now that is a next-level burn.

12- Taxi Drivers do not have an easy job. From drunken passengers to unspeakable backseat antics, it’s a pretty thankless career choice. However, Reddit user The_Windygo’s grandmother, who used to be a taxi driver, didn’t suffer no fools.

Back in the 1970s, she was a cab driver in Newcastle, England. One night, she picked up a fare and dropped him off, but when she asked for her money, the guy tried to cheese it! Unfortunately for him, this woman wasn’t going home empty-handed. Seeing him trying to make a dash for it, she hit the gas and rolled over the guy’s foot before parking on top of it!

Screaming and crying, the attempted fee dodger still refused to pay her. It wasn’t long before the police showed up, and after explaining the situation, the police, with no sympathy for the guy, reached into his pocket and gave her the money she was owed. They then politely asked her to get off the guy’s foot before sending her on her way.

But did her night end there? Not by a long shot. A few hours later, she’s waiting in a taxi rank for another fare when two men walk up to her window, supporting a hobbling man, the thief from before! It took him a moment to recognize her, but when he did, oh did the insults flow! Graciously, she then explained to his friends he’d, unsuccessfully, tried to mug her off before!

She then offered to take them, but this fee-thief would have to try another cab. Appalled by their pal’s behavior, the two got in, leaving the thief slack-jawed on the sidewalk. She then enacted the final part of her revenge by getting out and yelling to cabs down the rest of the rank that no one should take the fee thief before driving off.

13- Were you ever bullied at school? I don't know what you have experienced, but you would definitely be shocked by what reddit user SCP_682’s friend Marco went through. Marco was a small, skinny kid. He was a little geeky but was generally pretty happy. Until a much bigger kid that we’ll call Polo started to pick on him. And they weren't harmless pranks.

Marco started turning up to class with black eyes! His backpack was ripped, his food had been stolen, and his stuff was all but destroyed. Polo’s parents were well connected to the school, so when Marco reported it, he was accused of lying and suspended!

His suspension was only lifted when a video taken on a smartphone emerged showing Polo ripping apart Marcos’s bag and throwing it in the trash, but despite that, Polo faced no consequences whatsoever.

So, when Marco eventually returned to school, he decided he wasn’t going to take that anymore. He turned up one day with a huge bag of gummy bears, hoping to share them with his friends. As expected, Polo ripped the bag away from Marco, stealing the sweets and demolishing them, one fistful after another.

Marco began to cry, which only fueled Polo to eat more of them, which is exactly what Marco wanted. He wasn’t actually crying; he was faking it! During his suspension, Marco had learned that the bully had a bowel condition that made him intolerant to sugar substitutes. And those weren’t normal gummy bears. They were sugar free gummy bears.

Marco had set a trap! Throughout the day, Polo continued to gorge himself on the stolen sweets, until, all of a sudden, he bolted out of class and made a mad dash for the bathroom, with a suspicious brown stain trailing down his pants!

No one saw Polo for a few days after that, with rumors flying around that after Polo’s visit, the bathroom looked like something had exploded in it! When he did return, he looked awful. His face was bruised, he was wearing an eyepatch, the other eye was bloodshot!

Apparently, he’d strained so hard while battling against the explosive effects of the sugar free bears, he left himself partially blind in one eye! After that, he left Marco well alone. Those gummy bears may have been sugar free, but that story was sweeter than honey!

14- Back in the 1980’s, The Complete Book of Outrageous and Atrocious Practical Jokes came up with a wonderfully harmless prank: Lay down a plastic sheet in a room, add an inch of topsoil, cover in grass seeds, turn up the heat and voila! In a few days, the prank-ee will be faced with an indoor lawn. The plastic sheet would make it easy to remove, and there’d be no real harm done.

However, one woman in the UK, who we’ll call Jenny, decided to put a malicious spin on that petty prank. Back in the 1980’s, Jenny had a boyfriend called Carl. Carl was an airline pilot, who would sometimes spend several weeks away from home on long haul flights. Or at least, that’s what he told Jenny.

Because one day, Jenny dropped by Carl’s house when he was supposedly on one of those flights and saw Carl through the window making out with a stewardess! Distraught and humiliated, Jenny silently went home. But as she did, she began to think of ways to get back at him.

For the next few weeks, she pretended like nothing was wrong: meeting up with Carl, being affectionate, and acting like a loving girlfriend. However, when he next told her he’d be away for a few weeks on business, she began her revenge plan. She told him she’d need to drop by his apartment a few times to collect some stuff, though she wasn’t sure when.

Unable to pin her movements down, if Carl wanted to meet up with his mistress, he wouldn’t be able to use his apartment in case Jenny walked in on them! So, the place would be fully vacated, exactly what Jenny needed.

When he left that evening, Jenny got to work. Using a watering can, she soaked all of the soft furnishings in his apartment: his couch, his bed, his carpet, even his toilet paper! She then turned his heating on, so it was nice and warm, opened all the curtains so there was plenty of sunlight, and spread packet after packet of cress seeds all over the place!

She dropped by a few days later, and to her delight, most of the seeds were germinating! By the time Carl got back from wherever he’d really been, he was confronted by thousands of cress plants that had their roots woven into his furnishings, ruining everything they touched. After that, Jenny never saw him again.

15- Were you an awkward kid growing up? Well our next reddit user Seneca_13, was a little more awkward than most. He didn’t have any friends and was bullied by a classmate called Derek. One day, Derek started acting nice to him, coincidentally, it was the same day Seneca had brought his brand new action figure to school.

Derek spent the whole day buttering Seneca up, being nice to him, and making poor, naïve Seneca believe that he was his friend. Then he asked Seneca if he could borrow the new toy, and Seneca happily agreed. The next day though, Derek ignored him. And when he asked for his toy back, Derek said “you never gave it to me, Loser. You must have imagined it”.

He then started spreading vicious lies about Seneca to get him to buzz off, ostracizing him from the rest of the school. The event stuck with Seneca as he grew up, but eventually he found his feet, gained some good friends, and became a successful plumber and electrician.

Some 20 years after the incident, one morning at 2am, he received an emergency call out to a flooded house. Surprisingly, it was Derek’s house. Seneca kept calm, said hello and introduced himself! He acted as if the stuff in school had never happened, reassured Derek that he was in good hands, and gave him an idea of what that would cost to fix, a few hundred dollars, tops.

Derek seemed happy, but it was Seneca who was delighted. Because as he was assessing the damage, he noticed a lot of work on the property that didn’t comply with city regulations. It had clearly led to the leak, which must have been going on for weeks, and would ring up a huge water bill if a registered plumber didn’t sign it off as an accident.

He began photographing and documenting everything, before calling a friend of his at the city council to get down there asap and look at the mess that bozo had built. His friend arrived, and after looking around, Derek was slapped with an order to tear down the majority of his house, as it contained unsanctioned additions, extensions and plumbing.

Derek was furious, but there was nothing he could do. Seneca and his friend left, but not before Seneca also left Derek and invoice for the callout, just to rub salt in the wound. A few weeks later, Derek calls Seneca and asks to talk face to face. They meet up, and Derek, suspiciously, puts his phone face down on the table.

Seneca realized Derek might be trying to record their conversation, so he kept his calm. That’s when Derek showed him the water bill, it was close to $80,000. On top of all the re-building he needed to do, that would bankrupt him. He begged Seneca to sign the certificate confirming it was an accident, but Seneca declined.

Angry, he began to berate Seneca, admitting that he knew how he treated him when they were kids was wrong, that he was sorry, but Seneca had only quoted him a few hundred bucks for the repairs. Why would he lie about that? Seneca simply replied “I said no such thing, Loser. You must have imagined that.” And then he left. For a revenge that iconic, they should make a Seneca action figure!

16- If there’s one rule to follow in life, it’s to never mess with old people. Seriously, even the kindest, sweetest granny can be a master of revenge, as reddit user Remote-Syllabub7412 learned. They were visiting their grandparents when they noticed the lot next to their house was empty. Weird, there had definitely been a house there before! They asked their grandparents where it had gone, and boy did they have a story!

Apparently, the neighbors who had lived there were unpleasant. They were loud, aggressive, and their son had even broken into the grandparents’ house, stealing and pawning off some of the grandfather’s guitar collection! Luckily everything was insured, and the son was sent to jail, but that just made the family even harder to deal with! They were even louder, more aggressive, and in the end just straight up started harassing them on a daily basis!

So, Syllabub’s grandma got to thinking. The house they were living in was rented, but the landlord didn’t bother with upkeep, and it hadn’t been maintained properly in years. With that in mind, grandma called the local authorities with concerns about the property, and soon someone official looking came out to do a routine inspection.

The state of the house was so bad, it was deemed unfit to live in, and within a few days the neighbors were moved out by their landlord. But now the landlord was angry, and after learning it was Syllabub’s grandma who’d reported the house, he began hurling insults and abuse at them whenever he drove by.

But grandma wasn’t done there, not by a long shot! She made frequent calls every day for weeks to a whole bunch of different state services, complaining about the house and the danger it posed. This meant the landlord was hit with a bunch of fines, however he refused to pay them, so everything got escalated to the courts. When he didn’t show up for his court date though, a warrant was issued for his arrest!

Eventually, after a few months of the landlord not showing, a demolition team arrived at the old house, and within a week, it’d been bulldozed! So, not only did meemaw get rid of her bad neighbors, but she also made sure she’d never have to deal with bad neighbors ever again! Moral of this story? Do not mess with the elderly.

17- A lot of stories go into their revenge in detail, but some are so simple they’re more impactful. Like Tiktok user soojonii’s story. She found out her boyfriend was cheating on her, but instead of getting mad, she decided to order some bedbugs.

Bedbugs? The creepy little bloodsucking insects that hide in soft furnishings and leave you with nasty, itchy red bumps? Yes, bedbugs, which she then sprinkled all over his bedroom before dumping him. That way, whenever he invited a new girl around to his place to get nasty, they’d both get very itchy very quickly, making everyone think he had something infectious!

At first, this story seemed a little questionable. To begin with, where can you buy bed bugs? Well, after a quick Google, a lot of places, it would seem! Some of these places even offer bedbug subscription services! If that doesn’t make you think twice about cheating, I don’t know what will!

18- There’s a special circle of hell reserved for people who steal packages from porches, though there’s an even deeper one for people who refuse to return items mistakenly sent to the wrong address. Luckily, VintagePatriot has a story that exacts some incredible revenge on this type of person!

Patriot and his wife fostered a lot of unfortunate kids, and so for Christmas they would save up and really spoil them. But one year, after ordering all the toys and goodies from one online retailer, they realized they’d entered their old address. The company wouldn’t change the address, so they had no choice but to ask the new resident in their old building if they could get the packages.

However, the guy who lived there was a huge grinch. Despite Patriot explaining the situation to him, he refused to return the packages, keeping everything for himself and his own family! Patriot was furious; so, he decided to give this guy a gift that he’d never forget!

He staked out the apartment for a few hours, watched him pull up into the complex, and then waited for nightfall. When it was dark, he made his way down to the car and, making sure no one saw him, pulled out some eggs, a can of black spray paint, and a knife. He proceeded to scrawl phrases like “Cheater”, “Homewrecker”, and “fertilize THESE eggs!” all over the car, cracked the eggs on the windscreen, and slashed the tires. Then he crept back to his car and drove off.

Patriot was making it look like the douchebag had gotten someone pregnant, someone aside from his wife! When patriot returned the next day, the car was gone, and noticeably, so was the grinch! The outside of the house looked like someone had been kicked out of it, with items and clothes littering the yard. While there was no way of telling what had gone down for sure, it was the best Christmas gift Patriot could have asked for!

19- On YouTube, we asked our subscribers to send us their own revenge stories. And they have a lot of stories. While they were all pretty good, a few were on another level, like this next one that came from Tracy in the UK.

Tracy's husband Gary is employed at a local steelworks, and one of his workmates, who we’ll call Derek, enjoyed playing pranks, like, really enjoyed it. He’d superglue cups to tables, put hot sauce or salt in people’s drinks while they weren’t looking, fill their safety boots with mud, pretty juvenile stuff.

But then one day, he lined the inside of Gary’s safety helmet with glue, so when he went to take it off, he couldn’t! Eventually, Gary ended up having to cut his hair to get the helmet off, leaving him with no option but to shave the rest of his head! That was the last straw.

Gary thought long and hard about how to get Derek back, but there were only two things Derek really loved: pulling pranks, and his motorbike. He loved that motorbike so much, it was his pride and joy, and he rode it to work every single day, and that’s when Gary came up with an ingenious scheme.

That Friday, he approached one of the site’s crane operators, another man who was all too familiar with Derek’s pranks, and asked him for a favor. Would he use the crane to pick up Derek’s bike and leave it on top of their building? The crane operator happily agreed to, no questions asked!

When the end of the day came around, the crane operators made a swift exit before Derek came out to the parking lot and saw his precious bike had vanished. At first he thought it’d been stolen, and it was only when he saw his workmates pointing and laughing at the bike on the roof that he figured out what had happened. But because all the crane operators had already left, there was no way to get it down.

He had to spend the entire weekend without his precious bike, racking up expensive taxi fares to get around. When he came in the following Monday, he was fuming, petulantly demanding someone get it down and pay for all his taxi fares. But, unimpressed at his antics, the crane operators refused and left it up there! He begged them, pleaded with them, but apparently, it’s still up there! When it’s eventually brought down, we don’t imagine Derek will be keen to start pranking again!

20- In western weddings, traditionally, the father of the bride pays for everything. However, the father of the bride in this next story, sent in to us by a viewer of our YouTube channel called Paul, paid for more than he ever bargained for. Paul’s ex-army buddy, who we’ll call Pete, was about to be married; mainly because his would-be father-in-law had obsessively pestered him about "making an honest woman" of his daughter.

Pete’s fiancé, Rebecca, had some expensive wedding plans, and her father was happy to pay for it all! However, during her bachelorette party, Rebecca drunkenly admitted to her friends she’d cheated on Pete, and not just once, but more times than she could remember!

News of this eventually reached Paul, and, like a good friend, he immediately told Pete what he’d heard. He was expecting Pete to have a major reaction to this, but he started laughing! It turned out, Pete had suspected Rebecca had been unfaithful for a while and had hired a private investigator to follow her! The truth, he assured Paul, would all come out in good time.

The wedding eventually rolled round, and the bride and groom were placing the rings on each other’s fingers, but when Rebecca said "I do", Pete replied "I don’t!" He then turned to the hundreds of guests and asked them all to look under their seats. There, they all found packets containing photos of Rebecca smooching other men!

News of this eventually reached Paul, and, like a good friend, he immediately told Pete what he’d heard. He was expecting Pete to have a major reaction to this, but he started laughing! It turned out, Pete had suspected Rebecca had been unfaithful for a while and had hired a private investigator to follow her! The truth, he assured Paul, would all come out in good time.

The wedding eventually rolled round, and the bride and groom were placing the rings on each other’s fingers, but when Rebecca said "I do", Pete replied "I don’t!" He then turned to the hundreds of guests and asked them all to look under their seats. There, they all found packets containing photos of Rebecca smooching other men!

21- Landlords. Some are good, some are bad and some are just plain evil. But if you’ve ever had to live under a bad landlord, a story from 14 years ago belonging to a now deleted reddit user, who we’ll call Angela, might make all that rent money feel well spent!

Back in the day, Angela rented a flat which was owned by a cheapskate landlord. He’d skimp on repairs, paint over mold, raise rents whenever he could, you know, the typical scumbag subspecies of landlord. After raising the rent for the 3rd time in a single year, Angela decided to move out.

On the last day of her lease, she’d cleaned up and removed the last of her belongings by 1pm. However, the landlord had told her to be out of the apartment by noon, and used this as grounds to keep her entire security deposit; some $1200!

Angela was seething, but instead of fighting him on it, she decided to bide her time. 6 months later, in the dead of night, Angela dropped by her old apartment building. Without anyone around, she located an outdoor faucet that she’d seen a few times on a set of stairs leading to the building’s basement, and turned it on.

Water began pouring down the steps and into the basement; a room that was off limits to residents as the landlord claimed he was using it for his own personal storage, namely for electronics and supplies for another business he ran. Then Angela simply walked off.

She moseyed past the building a few days later, and noticed the faucet was still on; a deep pool of water now swamping the door. Clearly the landlord hadn’t been around in a while, because his basement storage room was completely flooded, undoubtedly ruining everything, including the tens of thousands of dollars worth of electronics, he had stored down there! You can wonder if he skimped out on those repairs?

22- In our opinion, the worst kind of thieves are food thieves! Luckily, another person who wrote in, called Virika, enacted revenge on a food thief that was so vile, she made sure they’d never touch her snacks ever again.

Back when Virika was a student, she shared accommodation with another student called Sophie, who, it turned out, didn’t understand basic manners. Virika had spent an afternoon baking cookies, but as they were cooling, Sophie snaffled the entire tray and went to eat them in her room.

When Virika found only the crumbs were left, she was furious. And annoyingly, this would happen often, with most of Virika’s baking ending up being sneakily gobbled down by her greedy flatmate. Virika told her to stop, but Sophie repeatedly ignored her. So, Virika decided to do something she wouldn’t be able to ignore. She made another batch of cookies, only this time she added huge fistfuls of dried mealworms into the dough. It's already gross, but it's doubly gross for Sophie, because she was a strict vegetarian!

Virika then baked them and, as per usual, left them out to cool. And, right on cue, Sophie came in, snatched up the whole plate and disappeared into her room! It was only when she was down to the last few cookies that Virika marched into her room and told her she’d actually eaten close to half a pound of mealworms. Sophie’s face dropped and she started screaming.

She ran to the bathroom, and all Virika heard for the next few hours were the sounds of retching and heaving. Eventually, Sophie emerged, her entire face bloodshot from puking so hard! Virika’s baked goods never went missing after that!

23- Alright, if there are any arachnophobes out there, it's recommendable to skip ahead to the next story because this one that was sent in from Wild Bill will send shivers up your spine. Many years ago, when Bill was just 10, his older sister spilled a glass of milk all over a carpet in their house, and then blamed Bill for it. Despite his protests, Bill was punished by his mom, and then all the family put the incident behind them. All of them except Bill, that was.

One day, he was at the local arcade, and after winning a whole bunch of tickets he saw in exchange for a single ticket, he could get a cheap plastic spider toy. Suddenly a brilliant revenge plot came to mind! For two weeks he visited the arcade, and traded all his tickets for as many fake spiders as possible. By the end, he had hundreds of the things, and began hiding them all over his house.

This sounds pretty harmless, but both Bill’s sister and mother were severe arachnophobes, not just a bit scared of spiders, but mortally afraid. So, whenever either of them found one of the plastic arachnids, they’d scream and shriek like there was no tomorrow. Bill’s reign of terror continued for several weeks, and he hid these things everywhere, in their beds, their clothes, their food cupboards.

After a few weeks, his sister got used to the pranks, merely calling her brother stupid whenever she found another one. And that’s when he enacted the final part of his plan. The entire time he’d been pranking his mom and sister, he’d secretly been catching a whole bunch of real spiders and kept them in a jar, and now it was time to release them, all over his sister’s bed.

After the jar was empty, he went downstairs, turned on the TV and waited. He heard his sister walk into her room, and it wasn’t long before she yelled down “God, you’re so immature!”. Bill could only assume what happened next was she went to remove the spiders on her bed thinking they were plastic when she suddenly realized they were all real!

She screamed so loud their mom ran upstairs, thinking something serious had happened. Moments later, both Bill’s mom and sister were shrieking like banshees, and ran out of the house. Bill took his sweet, sweet time removing the remaining spiders from the bed, but his mom and sister were both so horrendously traumatized by the incident that neither of them would step foot in that room ever again! All of that over some spilled milk.

24- While some acts of revenge take time and patience to plan out, spur of the moment revenge can be just as effective, as reddit user rottinmongrel, who we’ll call Mike, once proved.

When Mike was in grade school, he usually kept a bag of chips in the side pocket of his backpack. The only problem was another kid, who we’ll call Dave, noticed this, and Dave was a major douchebag. He would quietly walk over and punch Mike right where his chip pocket was, destroying the chips and bursting the bag, leaving a mess for Mike to clean up.

For 5 days in a row, Dave did this any chance he got, and Mike was powerless to stop him. At least he was until he got a wicked idea. He turned up to school the following week, and right on cue Dave punched the backpack pocket as hard as he could. But when his fist hit the bag, he suddenly jumped backwards screaming in agony! His hand was mangled, and he was rushed to the nurses office.

It turned out Mike had emptied out the chips from the packet, and replaced them with sewing needles! That’s sadistic! Realizing he’d get in trouble for hitting a fellow student, Dave didn’t tell anyone what had really happened, but he stayed away from Mike from then on. Finally, Dave could eat his chips in peace, and all it took was some light mutilation!

25- Have you ever been cheated on? It sucks but it’s also why this story of revenge from a now deleted reddit user makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

Back in 2022, this woman, who we’ll call Beth, was living happily with her boyfriend, who we’ll call John, of 4 years in an apartment he owned in London in the UK. She’d been studying really hard to get her Master’s degree, and for a few months she’d been spending every waking moment on her thesis. So initially, she didn’t notice when John would come home later than expected, or began spending more time out of the apartment.

Then, one day after she’d finally finished, she decided to book them both a little vacation as a treat! She logged into her account for a hotel chain she regularly used, and suddenly noticed there were several bookings for a hotel in London that she hadn’t made, one of which was booked for that very day.

She quickly rang up the concierge and asked what was going on. Confused, they informed her that 2 people had just checked in with her booking, except, she was at home. They quickly confirmed the details of who’d checked in, and lo and behold, it turned out John had booked the room through her account, apparently thinking Beth wouldn’t notice.

The concierge, concerned about potential identity fraud, revealed he’d checked in with another woman and it was clear John was cheating on her, and if the multiple room bookings were anything to go by, he’d been doing so for a while. Beth was instantly heartbroken, but kept her cool on the phone. She casually lied that she had in fact made the booking, and hung up. When John returned that evening, Beth was her regular affectionate self, giving away nothing of what she actually knew.

Over the next few weeks she began slowly packing her stuff up into boxes, saying she was just doing some spring cleaning and re-organizing. John didn’t suspect a thing, and continued on with his affair non-the-wiser. Beth knew he was due to go on a business trip, and spent the coming weeks securing a new apartment, renting movers, and telling all their friends what had happened, but asked them to reveal nothing to John.

She also told their downstairs neighbors what John had done, and, disgusted at his behavior, they vowed to help her however they could. After she’d moved the last of her stuff out, she bought 25 packets of fresh prawns and proceeded to hide all of them under the carpets, in the curtain poles, down the radiator slots, and even glued them to hot water pipes around the apartment! She then locked the door, said goodbye to the neighbors, and left.

When he returned a week later, he suddenly found his keys wouldn’t open the front door! The night before he’d left, Beth had secretly filed down the teeth of his keys, so they wouldn’t fit in the lock. When he asked his neighbors for the spare keys, they claimed he’d never actually left a set with him, he had, they just didn’t want to help him! Confused, he tried to ring Beth, but his calls went straight to her voicemail. So, to get into his apartment, he now needed an expensive emergency locksmith.

After several hours, he finally stepped into his apartment, and was hit by a wave of week-old rotten seafood stink! He rang all of his friends, none of whom would pick up, and then once again desperately tried to reach Beth, calling and messaging, demanding to know what was happening. She simply messaged back. “Maybe you can get a hotel?” before blocking him.

That’s pretty savage, but it didn’t end there! A few months later, the downstairs neighbors rang Beth, sounding very excited. They said since she’d moved out, John hadn’t been able to afford the mortgage repayments on his own, and was being forced to sell the property.

She asked why he hadn’t just moved his new girlfriend in, and they said they think it was because the source of the fish stink still hadn’t been found! So, with no-one wanting to live there with him, he was being forced to sell up at a pitiful asking price, losing at least £40,000! Well, I do love a happy ending.

26- There is nothing more frustrating than having your package pinched from your doorstep. So much so, that one couple, who we’ll call Amanda and James decided to take nuclear level revenge on their porch pirates back in 2022. It was around that time Amanda and James were working long hours to make ends meet, and they didn’t have time to cook for their whole family, so they started using a meal delivery service.

Once a week, all the meals were delivered in a large box that was left on their porch but one day, when Amanda got home, the box wasn’t there. She rang the company, and they confirmed it had been delivered, but as a gesture of good will, they’d deliver another. However, when Amanda went to get that box, it too had vanished.

Amanda was devastated they couldn’t afford to just order another! Hungry and annoyed she began thinking and thinking turned to plotting and suddenly she knew exactly what to do. She still had left over boxes from the meal delivery company with all their branding on, so, she’d make up a special box for the porch pirates as bait!

But instead of filling it with delicious meals, she lined the bottom with a few bricks to give it weight, then filled it to the brim with used kitty litter, dirty diapers, some glitter, and her husband even contributed by pooping directly into the box! Then she left it on their porch, and went to work.

When she came back, the box was gone. It was revenge enough just knowing she’d ruined the porch pirate’s day, but then it got even better. James worked as a mechanic, and later that day a woman in a pretty nice sedan rolled up to his workshop with her driver’s side window busted out. When she got out the car, he noticed that she smelled bad like really bad, and that she was covered in a weird combo of cat litter and glitter!

In an instant, he figured that lady was the porch pirate who’d been stealing his family’s food! She must have opened the box in her car, realized what it was, and then quickly tried to throw the box out of the window, but the bricks had tumbled out of the box and shattered the glass! The contents of the box had then spilled all over her car, leaving her in quite the mess!

James tried to keep his cool, but when she asked him how much the repairs would be, he quoted her something entirely unreasonable. She was shocked, and asked why it was so expensive? To which James replied “Well, it should make up for all the packages you’ve stolen off our porch.” The woman apparently went white, and initially tried to defend herself, but ended up running back to her car and speeding off. Amanda and James never had another package go missing from their porch again!

27- We’ve covered some really sneaky and well plotted means of revenge but sometimes the most satisfying and nuclear way to go about it is the simplest, according to one Be Amazed YouTube viewer called Emma who sent in their story by email! Back in 2020, the brand new Play Station 5 had a limited release around the world and in the midst of the Covid 19 pandemic, getting your hands on one was tricky, plus they cost around $500, which is not cheap.

However, one man, who we’ll call Ben, managed to get his hands on one, which his partner Emma saw as kind of expensive but, it made him happy. Not long after, Ben splurged on a new $60,000 BMW, to Emma that again seemed like a lot, but it wasn’t her money, and it made the man she loved happy!

But then one day while they were hanging out in Ben’s apartment, he was taking a shower, when Emma saw a message pop up on his phone from someone called Jennifer she didn’t recognize but Jennifer’s name had a little love heart next to it. Curious, she opened it up, and discovered a series of messages that were adult in nature, and you need to use your imaginations there!

Understandably, Emma was crushed but not as crushed as Ben was about to be. Because instead of waiting to confront Ben, or forming a long-term plan to really get her own back, she impulsively grabbed his precious PS5 and launched it out of the window directly onto the BMW parked below!

She then grabbed her stuff, and left, all before Ben could get out of the shower. Less than 15 minutes later, Ben was blowing up her phone and screaming at her. His BMW’s insurance didn’t cover acts of vandalism, and he was still paying it off, so he was now looking at thousands of dollars in damage repair.

But instead of admitting to anything, Emma just told him to ask Jennifer to help him pay for everything seeing how close they were, before hanging up and blocking him. Was that the smartest revenge? No. Is it likely Emma faced some repercussions? Probably. But was it satisfying to learn about? Most definitely.

28- We’ve all had at least one bad boss: maybe they belittled you, micromanaged you, or tried to get it on with your fiancé; well, that last one sounds farfetched even for the worst boss in the world! And yet, that’s exactly what one reddit user who we’ll call Zack faced over a decade ago.

His boss was a grade A sleaze bag. Even though he was married to another of Zack’s coworkers, he’d regularly cheat on his wife and even took photos of himself cheating in the act that he liked to keep as a collection of creepy trophies. But Zack just kept his head down, and tried to mind his own business.

Things came to a head one day though when his boss learned Zack was also dating a co-worker and his boss decided to try it on with her. Mortified, she turned him down flat. Clearly, he wasn’t used to being told no, and pulled some strings that got her fired. Zack was furious, so decided to bide his time to plot his revenge.

On occasion, he would discretely slip into his boss’s office, hunting around for anything he might be able to use, when one day he stumbled across something at the back of a drawer. It was the incriminating photos of his boss in the act! He’d clearly stashed them in the office so that his wife wouldn’t find them at home.

Without a second though, Zack took them all. He then waited for his boss to head out on a business trip for a few days, and that’s when he anonymously mailed the photos to his boss’s wife. Needless to say, she swiftly divorced him and with the clear evidence she had of his infidelity, took him to the cleaners in the divorce settlement!

But Zack didn’t think he’d suffered enough because he also made copies of the photos, and mailed them to the company’s CEO. But the biggest nail in his boss’s coffin came when the CEO saw his daughter, who also worked at the company in one of the pictures. Zack’s boss was fired with immediate effect. And with that, that guy’s trophy collection became his life-ruining shame!

29- I consider myself a bit of a tough guy, but I have a weakness – bugs! I can’t stand creepy crawlies of any kind. So, if I was on the receiving end of this act of revenge, I’d be finished! This submission from an anonymous viewer who I’ll call Billy, tells us all about his pal who we’ll call Kev. See, their school was organising a sleepover event, and Billy and Kev arrived with PJs and plush toys at the ready.  Kev brought along a teddy bear that meant a whole lot to him. Why am I mentioning this? Because someone had their eye on the teddy. A bully that we’ll call Grunkle waited for everyone to leave the classroom before slithering over and destroying the beloved bear! Naturally Kev was distraught, sure, he could buy a new teddy, but this one was special, the memories could never be replaced. Now, the teacher checked some CCTV footage and found out that Grunkle was responsible for the demise of teddy, and so he was suspended for 3 days.

All’s well that ends well, right? Wrong. See, over those 3 days, Kev’s parents got angry – really angry. Eventually, when their fury was at boiling point, they snapped. Something needed to be done. They called Kev over before school one day and gave him very specific instructions. He was to place a plastic container inside Grunkle’s locker – a container filled with cockroaches! When the bully noticed the strange container, curiosity got the better of him and he cracked it open – only to be utterly covered in an army of cockroaches! With a scream I can only imagine sounded utterly delicious, he ran from the room. Poor ol’ Kev was suspended for a month for the act, but Billy reckons it was well worth it, and I have to agree with him.

30-  Sometimes revenge isn’t the answer. I know, I know, but if your target is a deranged psycho, things could escalate quickly! A viewer named Jessica wrote in to tell me all about her experience with the very same thing… See, in 2022, Jessica bought her first home – a lovely little cottage. While spending some time there with her childhood friend Angie, the pair reminisced about their childhood – and their old bully, Harper. Harper had made their lives hell, and they’d always dreamed of enacting some sweet revenge on her. And so, they decided to make good on their dream!

Electing to keep their payback small, so they didn’t start a colossal conflict, they snuck over to Harper’s house, TP’d her roof and placed some creepy gnomes in her garden. Ha! Nice. A reasonable amount of payback for a childhood bully, right? Well, Harper apparently didn’t think so. That night, Jessica was awoken by a knock at her back door. Half asleep and afraid, she got up with a broom in one hand and her phone in the other. She flew open the back door to find nothing.

Slowly, she stepped outside to investigate, only to be distracted by the sound of her smoke alarm - her house was on fire! Jessica sprinted inside, only to see Harper, her childhood bully, stood there with a box of matches and a can of gasoline! Instinctively Jessica grabbed Harper and ran from the home, just before it exploded into flames. Just a shame it was the bad guy that came out on top this time.

31- Gambling is bad for you; we all know that. It’s addictive, destructive, and can cause irrevocable damage to your bank account! So, it’s only natural to feel a little salty after losing, right? Well, in Italy, 2013, a man named Nure Bregu headed to a bar to try his luck on the slot machines. He wasn’t having much luck though. He lost, then lost again, then lost a whole lot more. Before he realised it, he’d lost all his cash. In fact, bystanders heard him muttering that he’d lost $5,200 in the last two weeks! Holy cow! Blinded with rage, Nure left the bar in a huff. I mean, he didn’t have to keep wasting his money but whatever.

The other patrons carried on with their day – until Nure returned. He stomped back inside brandishing a friggin’ axe! Enraged, the man leapt into a frenzy, smashing and slashing his way through seven different slot machines like some kind of gambler berserker. His lust for vengeance satiated, he clambered over the wreckage of his foes, gave a thumbs up, and then waited calmly out front for the cops to arrive. What a king.

32- Cheaters are the lowest of the low – anybody that’d be unfaithful to a partner deserves everything they get. Just ask Michelle – the friend of a viewer. Michelle was head over heels for her husband Mike, and the pair had been perfectly happy for eight magical years. At least, that’s what Michelle thought. One day, she returned home from work to find a very pregnant woman eating chips on her couch. Mike explained that the woman was named Jessica, she was pregnant with his child, and they had decided to be together.

What’s more, the two had decided it was best that they live there, in the home Michelle shared with Mike, while she should go back to her mom’s house. Distraught and defeated, our girl packed her bags, left the house and drove back to her mother’s. Her sadness quickly subsided – replaced by a white-hot rage that consumed her entire being. How dare he treat her like that!? And so, the next day, she got to work on a revenge plot that’d destroy their newfound bliss. First things first, she ran to the bank to freeze the joint account she shared with Mike. Then, while the adulterous pair were out, she hired a locksmith to change all the locks on the house she once lived in with him. At the same time, she had movers grab all her belongings from inside – right down to the toilet paper! And then, it was time for the final step. Michelle sent out invitations to a surprise party at the house the next day to “celebrate Mike’s new life”! To make sure that the surprise party got all the attention it deserved, she also took out a billboard on the front lawn. Yes, you heard that right. A billboard that read "Congratulations on leaving me for your pregnant lover, Mike! I hope the baby doesn't inherit your infidelity." Buuurn! Then, she sat back and waited. The next night, she got a phone call from Mike right on queue. He screamed down the phone, demanding to know what was going on. Why were there so many people outside the house?

What’s with the incriminating billboard? Why can’t he open the front door? With a smirk a mile wide, Michelle calmly explained that the house is actually in her name, so she can do what she wants with it. Then, she recommended the unfaithful pair go and stay with Jessica’s mother instead. Ha! She promptly put the house up for sale, leaving them with nothing. But she wasn’t finished - she had divorce papers sent to Mike while he was at work by a postman dressed as a pregnant woman.

33- If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times – don’t mess with a man’s lunch! A viewer that we’ll call Gareth wrote in to tell me a story of lunchtime evil that’ll make your skin scrawl. See, every day, Gareth would bring a homemade sandwich into school. Every day, a bully, who we’ll call Bob, would yank the sandwich out of our guy’s hands, eat in front of him and laugh. Sacrilege! Nobody should treat a sammie so cruelly… Day after day this went on, until something snapped inside Gareth. He’d had enough. That night, when making his sandwich, he made some little adjustments. Gone were the tomatoes, the lettuce and the cheese. In their place was a brand new, secret ingredient that Bob was sure to love.

The next day, lunchtime rolled around and Gareth eyed Bob, lumbering over like a hideous sandwich goblin. It was showtime. The bully snatched the sandwich from our hero’s hands and took a big ol’ bite. With a smug grin on his face, he chomped and chewed until he tasted something decidedly not delicious – blood. Suddenly realising that his mouth was in agony, Bob opened it up to inspect what he’d just eaten – a sandwich filled with thumb tacks! Big Bob was rushed to the ER, and although he suffered no major or lasting injuries, he learned a valuable lesson. He won’t be stealing Gareth’s lunch again!

34- A longtime viewer of the channel who I’ll call Salman has apparently wanted to get in touch for a while but couldn’t find the courage – until now. And let me tell you, I’m glad he did! Buckle up! Right, Salman is a landlord, and started to rent out his property to a young man that we can refer to as Derek. Now Derek seemed like an upstanding young bachelor, so Salman initially felt good about the arrangement. Initially. It quickly became apparent that Derek was less than ideal as a tenant. He drank, throwing broken glass bottles all over the property, he smoked, leaving cigarette butts strewn across the floor.

The walls became stained and dirty and the whole place fell into disarray. After all that, when it came time to pay his rent, he routinely claimed he didn’t have enough money and refused. Riiight, and I suppose all those bottles of booze and packs of ciggies were charitable donations then? This guy had been taking advantage of Salman for way too long. So, our landlord lad had a devilish idea. One thing he knew for certain about the terrible tenant was that he was deathly afraid of rats. Our guy took a quick trip to a local pet store and picked up around two dozen mice.

Then, he informed his tenant that he’d be heading into the property to fix some water pipes, but the only thing he’d be fixing was Derek’s attitude! Salman hid mice all over the place, then got out of there and waited for the fireworks. Sure enough, he had a call from Derek the next day. Between the high-pitched shrieking and screaming, Salman deciphered that his tenant was demanding he do something about the “rat” infestation.

With a chuckle, our man replied that he couldn’t get rid of the rats, as Derek was one himself. It just wouldn’t be fair. Daaamn! Unable to live with the infestation, Derek was forced to hand over his keys and fled the place, never to return. Salman may not have gotten the rent he was owed, but I think those panicked yelps were probably payment enough.

35- Yet another story about lunch thieves getting what they deserve! Back in sixth grade, a viewer named Dojitha had a bully who, say it with me, stole his lunch every day. And, of course, there’s only so much a man can take… After getting home from school, our fella decided to make a special sandwich for him to steal. See, his brother kept an ant farm, and surely, he wouldn’t miss a few, right? So, Dojitha made a sandwich with a little extra seasoning – a shed load of insects.

Quickly, he wrapped the Sammie in saran wrap to keep the creepy crawlies inside and popped it in his lunchbox. The next day, the obvious happened. Bully boy snagged the sandwich, tore open the saran wrap and chowed down on the stolen snack. He cackled and laughed in Dojitha’s face, before slowly realising something didn’t taste right. He noticed the ants, and as far as I’m concerned, they’re an acquired taste. Bursting into tears, he ran out of the room to leave Dojitha to look upon his work, satisfied.

36- I’m sure you’ve seen those memes about falling asleep first at the sleepover, right? Well, a viewer named Lee experienced the joke first hand! Ya see, when he was 14, he became fast friends with a boy named Zach. The duo was inseparable, and Lee invited Zach over for a sleepover. Sounds like fun! They had a great time, laughing, playing games and eating snacks, until they settled down to sleep. Lee nodded off, tuckered out from an amazing day. Although, for some reason, he struggled to get himself comfortable. He awoke to find that his head was stuck to his pillow! While he was sleeping, Zach had used what seemed to be an entire pack of bubble-gum to stick him down.

Now, Lee had long hair, down to his shoulders, so the huge amount of gum in it was incredibly painful. His house guest leapt up and cackled with laughter, “Gotcha!” he yelled as our man trudged to the bathroom without a word. His hair was in such an awful state that it needed to be entirely shaved. Clearly Zach had different ideas about what was and wasn’t reasonable friend behaviour… So, around a week later when he asked to come over for a second sleepover, Lee was eager to give him a taste of his own medicine… Like before, the two had a grand old evening before getting into bed. This time, Lee waited for Zach to fall asleep before sneaking over to the neighbour’s house. Now, Lee knew that they had a couple of big dogs, and so he started rounding up their dookie and placing it in a bag. Quietly, he ran back home and placed the stinky treasure on Zach’s pillow – just in time to watch him roll over into it. The forbidden chocolate pudding went everywhere – his hair, his face, inside his mouth… The poopy pal shot upright with an ear-splitting scream. I can only imagine the horror this kid felt in that moment… Zach called his dad to pick him up, and the friendship was over. Good riddance!

37- Over in Indonesia, a TikTok user named Mia Zahira had been badgering her husband for the longest time to clean his damn fish tank. See, if he didn’t do it, she’d have to. He kept promising to do the job, but to no avail. Day after day he ignored her, day after day her resentment grew, until she just… had enough. If he wasn’t going to clean out his own fish tank, he clearly didn’t care about keeping the fish. Alright then, what the heck did she do? Well, one evening, Mia served her husband his dinner as she always did, only with a twist. The guy was shocked to see his pet fish, fried and ready to eat! Mia had documented the process of cooking the fish on her TikTok account, showing off the revenge to the world as she prepared the fishy friend. And if this all wasn’t bad enough, the fish was an Arowana – a species that can cost up to $300,000! Jheeez! Man, that’s one expensive dinner. Can’t help but feel like there were other ways of getting back at her husband without burning hundreds of thousands of dollars and killing a living being. But isn’t that what nuclear revenge is all about?

38- Divorce is never easy. When the law gets involved, it makes a heartbreaking situation even more difficult. How the heck are you supposed to divide all your stuff up? Well, if you’re anything like this guy, the answer is “excessively.” In 2015, a German fella named Martin uploaded a YouTube video entitled “For Laura,” thanking her for 12 years together and sarcastically wishing his “successor” luck. The implication here being that Laura cheated on him. But that’s not all, the rest of the video consists of Martin sawing all of the possessions he shared with Laura in half!

für laura by Der Juli

Naturally, a video as crazy as this took the web by storm! Heck, a guy saws the family car in half and folks are gonna take notice! But this tale of post-marital mayhem isn’t all that it seems. This whole thing was actually a promotional campaign for a German law firm! It was just a way of poking fun at a real issue, divorce, and promoting their services as a more civilised solution.

39- Animal neglect and abuse are some of the lowest acts imaginable. When redditor BalloonKnotBandit stumbled across a thin, flea ridden dog with several injuries shaking in the street, he was overcome with worry. Was it a stray? What the heck had happened to the little guy? Well, he didn’t have to wait long to find out. The door of a nearby house opened, and an old man stepped out, calling to the dog. It was his. He demanded that it come back inside, but Bandit saw how badly the dog needed medical attention and refused. He could only imagine how much abuse the poor thing had suffered.

After an intense screaming match, Bandit raced off with the doggo, desperately seeking help. Unfortunately, the dog, who he dubbed Sally, was just too far gone, and had to be put down. Bandit was devastated – devastated and furious. He needed to make sure that the old man suffered for what he did to that poor animal, and he had just the thing. See, the old man’s house was on the same route he routinely walked his own dog. To begin with, he printed out flyers explaining exactly what the guy had done to poor Sally and placed them in all the neighbour’s mailboxes. Then, the fun began.

Twice a day Bandit would walk his dog, collect its poop in a bag, and throw it directly onto the old guy’s roof! This went on and on, so long that the man eventually lost the will to try to remove the bags. For a whole year, Bandit made the man’s life hell, coating his roof in a mountain of warm dog doo. Eventually he had to move, but he still heads back every few months to top up the doo doo peak. Rest in peace Sally, at least your honour went thoroughly avenged.

40- I asked you guys to send in your own terrible tales of vengeance, and boy did you! Take this one, sent in by a fan we’ll call DM. Back In South Carolina in 1998, when he was in high school, DM’s girlfriend ditched him for another guy – let’s call him Chad. Now, DM knew Chad – he lived in the same apartment complex. He also knew that Chad drove a Camaro that he loved more than life itself. So, heartbroken and enraged, DM thought up a gnarly way of getting back at him.

He began by setting an animal trap in the dumpster of a local Chinese restaurant – then, he waited. About a week later, he’d caught two huge, smelly raccoons. It’d worked! Now, our hero needed to act fast and snagged himself a vehicle entry kit from the auto shop he worked at. Around 1am that night, when all was silent, our guy snuck down to the complex’s parking lot. After grabbing the caged raccoons and locating Chad’s car, DM used the entry kit to pop open the lock and proceeded to drop the two super-sized animals inside.

Then, he quickly shut them in and snuck back to bed. The next morning, Chad woke up to a supremely nasty surprise. His precious Camaro was utterly ruined! The raccoons had spent the entire night fighting, pooping, peeing and tearing up the inside of his beloved vehicle. Staring down who knows how much in repair costs, and completely unable to get the stench of raccoon dookie out of the interior, Chad was forced to scrap his darling car. I hope he enjoyed taking the bus! I’m sure DM enjoyed watching him.

41- There’s nothing more satisfying than people getting publicly shamed for being unfaithful to their partners – at least, if you’re channel fan Ayat! Ayat’s friend Josiah was married to a woman named Mercy. Josiah and Mercy seemed blissfully happy, and everything was sunshine and roses. That was, until Ayat spotted Mercy at a party, cheating on Josiah with a guy named Payman. Like a good friend, our guy snapped photos of the misdeed and went straight to his pal’s house to tell him.

Naturally, Josiah was heartbroken. What was he supposed to do now? He and Mercy had already planned a huge anniversary party and it was only 6 weeks away! But Josiah saw an opportunity. 78 people would be attending the shindig, so instead of cancelling it, he was gonna give them a party to remember. To begin, Josiah let some of his closest friends know about the infidelity and encouraged them to take incriminating photos of Mercy and Payman whenever they caught them in the act. Over the next 6 weeks, they did exactly that. Well, the day of the party finally arrived, and Mercy was excited to start showing off a romantic slideshow of her and Josiah to all 78 guests.

But when the slideshow started, her face dropped. There, on the screen in front of her family and friends, Josiah was nowhere to be seen – instead, there were photos and videos of her cheating on her husband with Payman! She begged Josiah to stop the show, but no dice. Meanwhile, the guests sat in utter shock. When the ordeal was over, Josiah regaled the whole tale of betrayal to everyone, before shoving divorce papers in his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s hands and leaving. His final words to her were simple, “Don’t ever say my name again with your disgusting and toxic mouth.”

42- Prepare yourself for a stinky fan submission from Geoff, whose mom was having a bit of trouble with a rude neighbour when he was 8. This neighbour, Scott, had parked his huge motor home right outside of Geoff’s house! Annoyed, Mom gave him a piece of her mind, and he eventually agreed to move it. All solved, right? Well, no. See, a few days later, Scott moved the motorhome right back. Irritated, Geoff’s mom approached him again – but this time, he wasn’t cooperating at all. Instead, he flung swears and insults at her and outright refused to move it off her property! If that wasn’t bad enough, he started throwing his trash all over the yard too! That was it – Mom wasn’t gonna take it anymore.

It was a boiling hot summer, and the heat gave her an idea. On top of everything else, Scott’s dog had been crapping all over the lawn. Obviously, he hadn’t picked it up. So, Geoff’s mom walked around the yard collecting the brown butt nuggets and dropped them in a container. Then, like some sort of poop witch leering over a cauldron of doo doo, she poured water in and stirred it all together with a maniacal grin. Eventually, the concoction became a grotesque brown liquid. Or “forbidden chocolate milk” as Geoff put it. And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for. Mom picked up her son’s squirt gun, filled it with the rancid goo, and started blastin’.

All over Scott’s motorhome! She didn’t stop until the whole thing was covered in poopy water! Remember, it was a super-hot summer too, meaning the poopy paint cooked hard in the sun. Enter the mega stink. All that heat hadn’t just set the poopy mixture, it’d also made it absolutely pong. Toxic fumes filled the air as Geoff and his mom fled into the house. The next morning, Scott walked over – and was beside himself with rage. His once beautiful motorhome looked like it’d been squeezed out of the BFG’s backside. Without a word, he pulled the poopy door open and drove away in a rage. Geoff and his mom never saw him again! Some say Scott’s still driving around the USA, desperately seeking a way to get rid of the horrid smell.

43- Redditor kurlygurly found out that for the final two years of her marriage, her husband had been cheating on her with one of her friends. Understandably, she was crushed. But even after the couple divorced, their lives remained awkwardly entangled. For one, they still shared ownership of a car which they were forced to take turns with. One time when it was kurly’s turn, the car came with a bonus – a hat had been accidentally left inside, one that she instantly recognised. It belonged to her old friend – the very same one that her ex had cheated on her with! As she stared at the traitor’s headwear a devilish idea crept into her mind.

Kurly grabbed a Q-Tip and ran outside to her dog’s freshly dropped dookie. She delicately poked it into the poop, withdrew the brown smear-stick, and spread it all around the inside rim of the hat. Then, she carefully placed it back where she found it. The next time she got a turn with the car she noticed that the horrid hat was gone – her ex-friend had clearly taken the bait! You can only imagine the look on her face when she felt that dog doo-doo rubbing against her forehead!

44- I’m sure your grandpa is pretty cool – but I doubt he’s as cool as this next one! A fan that goes by Bugs had a grandad with a problem – some young neighbourhood punks had made a habit out of messing with his mailbox. Bashing it, setting it on fire, even yanking it clean off with their truck ! But our hero wasn’t one to take this lying down. After repairing it countless times, Gramps decided enough was enough and came up with the perfect vengeance. One day, the old man wrapped super strong bullet proof metal around his mailbox’s post and concealed it behind a layer of wood.

That night, he popped on a ghillie suit, lay in the grass nearby, and waited for the kids to show up. Sure enough, the teens arrived right on cue and went straight for the mailbox, wrapping it in a chain and attaching it to the rear bumper of their truck. But things weren’t gonna go the way they expected! This time, when they floored it the mailbox didn’t come with ‘em. It stayed rock solid and their rear bumper was ripped clean off instead!

And because these punks were flooring it, they went flying off the road and straight into some nearby trees, totalling the vehicle! The teenagers all emerged unscathed, but their wallets sure didn’t! According to Bugs it cost around $50,000 for them to fully repair the truck.

45- For anyone who's ever encountered a childhood bully, it’s time for some vengeance therapy. The person who shared this tale with the internet reminisced how it was always his and his siblings’ job to rake the leaves in the front yard of their childhood home.

They’d always leave the leafy piles out front for morning collection. But, two days in a row, the neighborhood bully came by, after all their hard work, kicked the piles, scattering leaves everywhere. The siblings decided to create another pile for him – but this time, they placed it on top of a fire hydrant, concealing it. They hoped he’d just hurt his foot when he kicked the pile, but instead, they watched from their window as the bully ran and dove – head-first – into the pile.

46- An annoying roommate is one thing, but at least you can choose not to live with them anymore if things get particularly bad. It’s a little more complicated with an irritating co-worker. Unless you’re willing to go through the arduous process of finding a new job, you’re stuck with them for as long as you need the money your work pays!

But that doesn’t mean you can’t get even from time to time. Tammy Dearhouse, another of our commenters, shared this story of her dad’s revenge on a co-worker who was so worried about scratching his mid life crisis car, he insisted on parking across 3 spaces. Despite complaints from other co-workers who’d been forced to inconveniently park down the street due to the lack of spaces in the parking lot, his selfishness continued.

So, one lunchbreak, Tammy’s old man bought 5 orders of fries from a local fast food joint, scattered them all over the mid life crisis mobile, and returned to work. Over the course of the afternoon, according to plan, the local seagull population came in and had their fill, and left a few parting gifts in return. When the car’s owner returned at quitting time, his precious vehicle was absolutely covered in bird droppings.

When faced with a selfish co-worker of a different kind, who repeatedly stole packed lunches that didn’t belong to them, a web user shared their unique solution. Filling their fish tacos with cheese and cat food made for the perfect prank, as the pet quality whitefish looked just like human quality tuna!

A similar switcheroo was carried out against a jelly doughnut thief. Those modified treats were filled with enough English mustard which, unlike American mustard, is super hot, like horseradish and wasabi to blow the doughnut stealer’s nose clean off! While neither of the outcomes were ever revealed, there’s no doubt that those sneaky replacements would leave sufficiently nasty tastes in the thieves’ mouths to stop them doing it again!

47- A selfish parker left their car blocking the flow of traffic in a multilevel supermarket parking lot. In return, frustrated fellow shoppers made sure loading up their car and leaving wouldn’t be quite so easy!

48- Revenge was taken against a businessman in Burgas, Bulgaria, who wronged someone so badly, they embedded 7 pickaxes in his car! It seems whoever did it inspired a Bulgarian anti-EU protest art exhibit years later in 2014 , though the original vandal’s exact motivations back in 2005 remain unknown. Some have theorised it may have been the businessman’s wife upon discovering his adultery, but maybe this is simply evidence of why you don’t mess with the seven dwarves!

49- As anyone who lives in the countryside will tell you, farmers don’t take kindly to intruders on their land. So, when a farmer in Jakusevec, Croatia repeatedly found shoppers from the local market using his field as a free parking lot without his permission, he was furious.

After asking them nicely to refrain on several occasions failed, the farmer decided to teach them a lesson, by ploughing the land around their cars while they were shopping. With the dirt turned over, driving out without getting stuck became almost impossible for the opportunistic parkers.

YouTube Video by Unknown

Best of all, when the parkers called the authorities, the police decided it wasn’t their problem, as the farmer was within his rights, considering it all took place on his private land! Technically legal passive aggression is the best way to get revenge.

50- If there’s anyone who deserves some comeuppance in the form of calculated revenge, it’s bullies. And once in a while, they get what’s coming for them. Like in our next story, from one of our YouTube commenters, Kartoffelkamm.

After some neighborhood bullies kept demolishing the snowmen he and his brother were building, they set a trap for the snow bandits. Grabbing some old bricks, they constructed a small tower, built a snowman around it, and waited for their adversaries to try destroying it. Sure enough, later that day, they heard a scream of agony from outside. Upon investigation, they found one of the bullies on the floor clutching his painful, swollen fist, having tried to punch the snowman into oblivion.

To finish him off, the brothers poured water over his legs, which soaked through and froze up in the cold. The lesson was learned: never mess with Kartoffelkamm, avenger of fallen snowmen.

51- Neighbours can make your home life a dream or a nightmare, but let’s just say Be Amazed viewer “angelhelp777” had some pretty trashy neighbours. Every garbage day they’d let their Labrador run into angelhelp’s yard, rip all of his trash bags open, and litter the crappy contents everywhere. No matter how many times he asked them to keep their dog under control, they never listened. But one day, he finally decided enough was enough, and came up with a plan to stop this mutt’s mess for good!

Because he worked at a printing company, he had access to a big can of sticky, slow drying blue ink – the kind that can make a real mess. He then bought and ate a box of KFC chicken, before tying the leftover chicken bones to the bottom of the box. Perfect bait for any hungry pup! Finally, he smeared as much of the ink as he could all over the bottom of the box, turning it into a trap! Now, before PETA contacts us, it was a soy-based, non-poisonous ink, so completely harmless to the dog – but very, very hard to get off anything it touched. After putting the box inside one of his trash bags, angelhelp left it on the curb with the rest, and the trap was set.

When he went out the next day, the trash bag had – unsurprisingly - been torn open, but this time a trail of blue paw prints led away from the scene of the crime. It seemed his plan had worked! Two days later, angelhelp noticed a carpet company van pulled up outside his neighbours house. Casually, he wandered over and asked what was up, and listened quietly as the neighbour angrily told him how their dog had come running into the house coated in a load of “blue stuff”. The carpet was covered; the couch was wrecked; everything was ruined. In total, the damage cost them thousands of dollars. Angelhelp smiled, said no more, and left. As for the dog? It never bothered him again. What paw-fect revenge!

52- We can all agree that cheating partners are the absolute worst. But when Reddit user “Are-Sole” caught his wife cheating on him, she had the audacity to tell him to pack his stuff and go! Like a gentleman, he agreed, but only if he could leave the next day. Well, the next day came, and once his soon-to-be ex-wife went to work, he dutifully started packing up his stuff and loading it into his van. However, he had more than just his clothes and the TV in mind.

In fact, he’d only recently replaced their front door, but it was still outstanding on his credit card – so technically, that counted as his, right? Wasting no time, this wronged husband got to work unscrewing the door from the frame, pulling it out, and packing it into his van as well! Just before she was due to get back from work, he asked the neighbours to watch the place, and drove off. About an hour later, a phone call came through – which he sent straight to voicemail.

Apparently, she wasn’t very happy about being left door-less! Then, the police rang. This time he answered – but after explaining to them it was his front door, they apologised! And to top it all off? Whenever the couple had argued in the past, her favourite thing to say was “you know where the door is”. Oh, he sure did know where the door was now – in the back of his van!

53- Manners don’t cost a thing, but if you’re not careful, a lack of manners can cost you your dignity. One man found this out the hard way after being politely asked by a construction worker to move his truck. He’d parked up on an active site to use the portable toilet but was right in the way of the work going on. Instead of moving his vehicle though, he just told the worker to get out and then went into the toilet anyway. Big mistake!

As soon as the foul-mouthed man closed the door behind him, the construction worker leapt into the nearest digger. He swung the machine’s massive arm around until it was right in front of the porta-potty, pushed up against the door, trapping the rude guy firmly inside ! After what I can imagine were some pretty pathetic pleas coming from the potty, the worker promised to release the guy on one condition: that he apologise sincerely. And that is why you never disrespect hard-working people who can operate heavy machinery!

54- We’ve all been there: you’re at the movie theatre trying to watch a film, but somebody behind you has their feet on your seat, nudging your chair annoyingly . Well, Reddit user “Dertyhairy” was in this same position, only the somebody behind them had their feet on top of his seat! He endured a few minutes of the rudeness before turning around and asking her kindly to stop. The girl’s response? “If you don’t like it, move to another seat.” Dertyhairy didn’t like this one bit. So, he got up, left his friends, and instead sat right behind the girl.

His own feet were particularly pungent that day, and they were even starting to bother him, so clearly it was time to unleash these beasts. Taking his shoes off, he put his stinky, sweaty feet up on the girl’s chair , and gave it a good kick. She turned round to argue, visibly disgusted at the stench. And what did Dertyhairy say? “If you don’t like it, move to another seat.” Furious, she got up and moved, and he re-joined his friends. Hopefully, he put his shoes back on after, otherwise the whole theatre might have had to clear out!

55- Whether you’ve ever been picked on or not, we can all agree that bullying is a horrible thing to do – especially to a sibling. And back when Reddit user “purrfunctory” lived with her older brother, she knew this all too well. Day in, day out, he would tease her, beat her up, and be outright mean. One day, when she was 13 and her brother was 15, she had some leftovers from a great restaurant that she’d specifically told him not to eat. Of course, the minute she turned her back he gobbled up every last bite. Her mom and dad didn’t seem to care, so purrfunctory decided to take matters into her own hands. She went to the pet store, bought three dozen huge crickets, then waited until night-time to empty every last one of them into her brother’s gym bag.

The next day, he went to football practise , and purrfunctory watched anxiously from the bleachers. Soon, the moment came that she’d been waiting for; her brother reached for the booby-trapped bag, and when he opened it, his reaction was better than she could’ve imagined! 36 huge crickets all leapt out at once, and her brother let out an ear-piercing scream. Everybody else on the pitch came running in from all directions to witness the hulking, 6-foot-tall guy flailing around and wailing in terror. All the while, his sweet little sister feigned shock and concern. Nobody ever suspected her, and nobody ever let him live it down. Purrfunctory may have only been faking sweetness, but there was nothing fake about her sweet, sweet revenge.

56- Somehow, whoever was driving this car managed to not only take up two spaces at once, but also parked in what is very obviously the coach lot. It comes as no surprise then that when one of the final two coaches arrived and couldn’t get to a spot, they decided to take the perfect revenge by parking coaches around the car and blocking any exit. You gotta love a good bit of car-ma.

57- When you’re out on the beach, there’s nothing more fun than building a sandcastle! However, there are spoilsports who like nothing better than ruining other people’s hard work. Case in point, Redditor “JustAFieryLizard”, was at the beach one day with their family when some bully with nothing better to do flattened their sandcastle! After complaining to their uncle about the sadistic sand-stomper, he taught them how to stop the bullies dead in their tracks; you turn the sandcastles into sandtraps.

First off, you dig a very deep, but very narrow hole – just wide enough that an unsuspecting leg can fit in it. Over this, you build a thick sand dome which covers the hole from sight. According to JustAFieryLizard, the trick is to be very careful, and build two bridges over the pit first, forming a cross shape. Then, you build each quarter up until you reach the last one. For this final quarter, you dig out a little sub-pit and rest your arm in it. Then, you use both arms to build the quarter up before sliding your arm out and covering the sub-pit up. A cute little castle on top of the dome finishes the whole thing, and makes it irresistible for castle-wreckers.

It’s a tough process, and takes plenty of practise, but JustAFieryLizard was determined to get their own back! And the hard work paid off – over the years they caught countless fun-sponges this way. Over they’d come, smugly ready to ruin someone’s day, and just after taking an almighty leap – BANG! – they’d fall straight through the dome to their sandy doom.

58- Every couple, no matter how perfect, have the occasional disagreement. Most of the time, they’re solved in a cordial manner. Most but not all. Back in 2017, a couple in St. Petersburg, Russia, were going through a bit of a rough patch, and it was about to get a whole lot rougher. A local supermarket chain called Veniy – loyal, in Russian – was offering a promotion to pay out 50,000 rubles, or $870, a month, to anybody willing to change their birth name to the brand name!

Without thinking, the wife took full advantage of this and changed her name, without telling her husband. So, naturally, when he got home to find out he’d now have to call out the equivalent of “Walmart!” while engaged in "certain activities" with her, he wasn’t exactly happy. In fact, he was so annoyed that he took her car, drove it to the nearest Veniy supermarket, and hired a cement truck.

Russian husband fills wife's car with cement by geogie hagaid

Without pausing, he directed the truck to start pouring its immense load straight through the open window of her car. And once it started, it just kept going. Only when his wife’s precious vehicle was utterly drowned in the hard-setting stuff did he eventually call it a day. This probably resulted in some legal action from the wife’s end. The whole thing was recorded on camera, so she’s got concrete evidence!

59- Nobody likes a school bully. So when one gets what’s coming to them, there’s nothing more satisfying. Brazilian Be Amazed viewer “Lukekkl” used to be terrorized by just such a bully, and did he give them what was coming. The bully would routinely go around demanding food from the other students, threatening to beat them up if they didn’t hand it over. Lukekkl had been the victim of this food thievery many times – but one day, after yet another lost lunch, he decided it was the last straw. So, after returning home from school, he did as all angry people would do. He took a great big dump in the toilet, put some gloves on, fished it out, then slid it straight onto a popsicle stick. Okay, maybe not as all angry people would do.

Anyway, he shaped the turd so it could pass as an ice pop, then melted some chocolate in a bowl and gave it a good dipping to cover up the smell. I think you might’ve already guessed where this is going. Our hero then left the sticky brown mess in the freezer overnight to harden. The next day came, and Lukekkl packed the poopsicle into his lunchbox. Sure enough, when lunchtime came, the bully swagged his way over to Lukekkl with a nasty gleam in his eyes. Without hesitation, Lukekkl handed him the frozen butt truffle. The bully cackled, took a big bite out of it, and immediately spewed. Everywhere. Lukekkl burst out laughing, and the bully ran off crying. Safe to say, Lukekkl was expelled – but you can bet that bully didn’t steal anyone’s food ever again. So, you may not be able to polish a turd, but you definitely can cover one in chocolate!

60- Reddit user Intrepid_Ad lived in an apartment block and his downstairs neighbours would hang around on their balcony and smoke all night. Which would’ve been fine if the smoke didn’t drift up into Intrepid’s ventilation system and stink out his entire apartment. At first, Intrepid politely asked them to use the building’s designated smoking area instead. But after weeks of them ignoring him, he decided to take matters into his own hands – by purchasing a giant water gun.

That night, Intrepid waited in his apartment until it was dark. Sure enough, the familiar rancid smell of smoke came drifting in. But this time, Intrepid was prepared. He quietly tip-toed out onto his own balcony, aimed the water gun down at the smokers below, and unleashed ice-cold liquid vengeance on them.

Immediately, the group started screaming, dropping their cigarettes in panic. Intrepid darted back into his apartment, stifling his laughter. The next day, he saw them stood outside the building and cheerfully said hi. Lo and behold, none of them echoed his cheeriness. In fact, they started accusing him! But Intrepid just denied the accusations, asked if they were sure it wasn’t raining, and went on his way.

61- When you’re on vacation, there’s nothing better than chilling on the beach, especially if you’ve got the whole place to yourself. But what if, just as you were settling down, a couple turned up and sat right in front of you. They’re not technically doing anything wrong. But come on, there’s a whole beach right there! Well, TikTok user “madison3gooch” and her family were put in this exact situation in the summer of 2022. Their response? Take a look:

Almost immediately, a flock of ravenous birds descended on the obtrusive couple and went to town on those potato chips. The couple quickly moved, and Madison’s family got their personal space back. Genius!

62- Going through a breakup sucks. But it’s even worse when you’re the one that’s getting broken up with. After being on the wrong end of a particularly bad break up, British TikToker Katie Berisford decided that rather than just move on, she needed to take revenge. How, you ask? Well, just watch:

Yep. She posted a raw fish through her ex’s door, and not just once. Every single day. For who knows how long! Now, we don’t know exactly what her ex did, but the sheer level of commitment here does seem a little fishy, doesn’t it? Well, I did a little more digging – and it turns out, that’s because it is. Katie didn’t actually post a fish every day – she just said that for the TikTok clout. She did post it the once though. I guess after that she realised there’s plenty more fish in the sea.

63- Whether you’re working in an office or studying at school, the day-to-day grind can be dull. So, what better way to spruce things up than with a funny, harmless prank? But sometimes people take it too far. And when they do, they might get something a whole lot worse back in revenge. Apparently, according to an old forum post from 2007, a colleague at a call centre stole another worker’s precious twinkie from his lunchbox.

How did the wronged party respond? Well, they went to great lengths to ensure it’d never happen again. How? By buying a behemothic butt-ton of twinkies and filling the offender’s entire cubicle with them, of course!

64- Back in 2006, Reddit User SteveHeaves was a student in a shared accommodation block which loved to play pranks on the resident advisor. One day, they taped a mattress to his door, thinking they’d really outdone themselves. But the adviser came down later and completely dismissed their prank, calling it lame and saying he’d seen way worse during his time there.

Steve and his pals decided this disrespect of their prank would not stand, and so responded with some seriously grotesque retaliation. All of them proceeded to shave “down there”, gather the trimmings, and then stuck the hair on the advisor’s doorknob. When the advisor eventually returned, he grabbed the doorknob without looking , and most of them came off in his hand!

65- As a civilian, you’d like to think our politicians are above petty acts of vengeance, right? As if. Back in 2011, Dany Lariviere, the mayor of a small town in Quebec, Canada, was growing tired of the lengthy divorce proceedings he was going through with his ex-wife, Isabelle. Apparently, he felt unduly harassed by her excessive demands. Rather than approach the situation in an adult manner however, Dany decided to exercise his passive aggressive muscle.

The mayor waited until his ex’s birthday, then got in touch with an excavation company that he owned and asked them to bring him a huge, 20-ton rock. Once the boulder arrived he attached some pink ribbon onto it and spray painted it with a birthday greeting. Then he waited until nighttime, drove the rock over to her house on a front-end loader, and carefully offloaded the entire hulking thing onto her drive – completely blocking access to her house!

Unsurprisingly, Isabelle was absolutely livid when she woke up and saw the monstrosity the next morning. Indeed, she was forced to enlist professionals and the police to help get rid of it! I’m sure they had questions. As for why Dany chose a rock? Apparently, Isabelle had always wanted one – though you'd suspect she meant a diamond on her finger, not a boulder on her drive.

66- One of my pet peeves is dog owners not cleaning up after their pets. It’s really not that hard. Usually you only have to deal with random dog poop on the sidewalk or in a public park though – not in your own backyard! So, Ashley McKay from Adelaide, Australia, was fuming when he stepped out of his house to see a freshly lain turd smack bang in the middle of his lawn. Not content to let the owner get away with this vile act of sabotage, he went back inside and checked over his CCTV footage.

Sure enough, there was the culprit – a fluffy little white hound – doing the poop in question while its owner watched on nonplussed. Unfortunately for the doo-doo desperado, Ashley recognised her – and knew where she lived. Without wasting any more time he grabbed a bag and an envelope, went back outside, and transferred the turd delicately into its new paper-bound home. Then he sealed the envelope with a little note and posted it through her letterbox . Boom. Lo and behold, his lawn’s been safe ever since. Turns out, the only things more annoying than junk mail are poop parcels.

67- Neighbours have the potential to be either best friends or worst enemies. Unfortunately for Maine construction worker Gabriel Brawn, the latter was true. Gabriel and his family had been in a years-long row with their next-door neighbours, the Ritters, over where the property line was between their two lots of land. Essentially, both thought they owned more land than the other. Things came to a head when the Brawns brought in a land surveyor, who told them the property line fell right through the centre of the Ritters’ garage.

In other words, part of their garage was on Gabriel’s land. In response, the youngest of the Ritters, Blake, started throwing trash, smashed glass, and even old furniture into the Brawns’ yard. Gabriel was, as you might imagine, pretty peeved about this. But being a construction worker, he had both the tools and the know-how to exact the perfect revenge. Grabbing a machine powered saw, Gabriel hopped into a truck-mounted crane he owned. Yes, this is going nuclear.

Then he positioned himself above the garage roof and started sawing into it precisely at the property line. Some delicate handiwork later, and one knock with the crane was all it took to bring a perfectly sliced third of the garage crashing down. This is the wildest neighbourly dispute ever. Gabriel’s probably gonna have to pay damages for his actions but remains steadfast that there was no better solution. Whether you agree with him or not, put it this way – the Ritters didn’t make any trouble ever again.

68- There’s an old saying: don’t mess with a man with a projector. Especially not one that loves Shrek. Well, one landlord obviously hadn’t heard that saying. The landlord in question kicked out one of his tenants without warning them, and then wouldn’t even let them return to pack up their stuff! What a massive jerk. Little did they know, they’d just kicked out TikToker ‘thatprojectorguy’ – and he had an ogre-whelming thirst for vengeance. Our guy waited until nighttime before using a powerful portable projector to blast the first Shrek movie all across the apartment building.

Apparently this show of defiance didn’t work the first time, so he continued to project everyone’s favourite ogre for the next few nights, increasing both the brightness and volume. Now, you’d think this might make the landlord relent – but nope. He still denied ‘thatprojectorguy’ his stuff back. So, the Tiktoker took it a step further by going to his landlord’s actual house and projecting The Emoji Movie onto it at max brightness and volume. I guess he realised it’s impossible for Shrek to ever be annoying.

Unfortunately, even that didn’t work, and our hero is still – at the time I’m releasing this – without his precious possessions. Not that that’s stopped him! Towards the end of 2023 he came up with another devious plan – projecting scary people onto his former apartment building to put people off renting there! As of right now that’s the latest news we have on his vengeful shenanigans.

69- Break-ups can be messy. Something 64-year-old Rene Daniel from Quebec, Canada, made all too literal after his wife handed him their divorce papers back in 2013. Rene is a farmer – and farmers have access to a lot of manure. Any ideas where this is going yet? Well, straight after he was handed the papers ol’ Rene scurried off outside – and his wife didn’t see him for a good few minutes. Until that is, she heard strange noises near the front of the house.

When she went to investigate, she was shocked. Rene was hard at work tipping huge buckets of stinky cow manure into their hot tub ! She immediately called the police, but by the time they got there the tub was absolutely full of the muck. And Rene wasn’t about to be arrested so easily… As soon as he saw the cops, the 64-year-old jumped into his tractor and started driving off as fast as he could. Only, it turns out, this wasn’t very fast. Police ran after him as he trundled away, and it didn’t take long for them to catch up, pepper spray the fleeing man, and remove him from the vehicle. As well as this rather uncomfortable experience Rene faced over $5,000 in fines for the whole ordeal. Was it worth it? Of course it was!

70- If you’ve never heard of “toilet papering” consider yourself lucky. It’s an annoying and wasteful prank where the pranksters cover someone’s house or yard with thousands of sheets of toilet paper. This act of vandalism doesn’t always go unpunished though. When Matthew Deane and his family moved into their Utah home back in 2014, they were quickly targeted by a group of kids who kept throwing sheets of the stuff all over their house.

The gang of youths would also bang on their windows at night and generally be massive pains in the backside. When some of the culprits were caught by police however, the Deanes decided against pressing charges. Instead, they did something quite unexpected – asked them to donate their remaining rolls to a food bank! The Deanes went on to start a campaign asking locals to donate more rolls, and the effort went viral. Within weeks, over 1,000 rolls had been donated to help those in need! That’s great and everything, but how is it getting revenge on the troublemakers? Well, the whole affair exposed just how stupid they looked to the entire community while also forcing them to turn their prank into something that actually helped people. Safe to say, the pranksters felt so embarrassed by it all that they stopped terrorizing the Deanes and slunk back into the shadows from whence they came. All without any legal action!

71- In the 1950s, two groups of canoe campers, Group A and Group B, clashed over a prime riverside campsite in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area. After staking their claim by leaving some gear behind, Group A briefly left to gather firewood. During their absence, Group B arrived and took over the site, moving Group A’s belongings aside despite the clear claim. When Group A returned, a dispute broke out, but Group B refused to leave, citing "first-come, first-served" rules. Frustrated, Group A decided to get even, but in a clever and non-violent way.

That night, while Group B slept, Group A swapped their canoes, leaving Group B with their damaged, old canoes and taking the shiny new ones for themselves. The next morning, Group B woke up to find their canoes replaced with heavy, waterlogged ones, while Group A continued their trip in comfort.

72- In the 1980s, two climbers, Marc and Jean, were attempting to summit Mont Blanc together. After Marc secretly reached the peak ahead of Jean, claiming the glory for himself, Jean plotted revenge. The following year, Jean invited Marc on another climb, the Aiguille Verte. As they camped overnight, Jean snuck off with Marc’s climbing boots, leaving him barefoot in the morning. Marc was forced to hike back down to base camp, while Jean summited solo, planting two flags at the top: one French and the other with a cartoon of Marc crying. Jean got his payback without violence, simply using wit and the high-altitude terrain to turn the tables.

73- In a supermarket car park in Essex, a man in a BMW stole a parking spot that had been clearly claimed by another driver. Later, the person whose spot was taken, named Charlotte, plotted a simple yet satisfying revenge. After shopping, Charlotte reported the BMW driver to store security for attempting to pay with a stolen card, causing a lengthy investigation. Meanwhile, Charlotte left the car park, smug in the knowledge that the BMW driver was left arguing with security while she enjoyed her day. Her passive-aggressive payback made the thief’s victory short-lived, all without a confrontation.

74- In the 1990s, two groups of campers, Group A and Group B, camped in the same forest site in Oregon. Group B arrived late and partied loudly all night, disrupting Group A’s peace. Seeking revenge without confrontation, Group A secretly placed multiple alarm clocks in the surrounding woods before leaving. These clocks went off randomly throughout the day, tormenting Group B, who frantically searched for the source of the beeping. Group A had already moved on, leaving Group B to deal with the echoing beeps and their own frustration, all while enjoying the satisfaction of clever, non-violent payback.